Hi gorgeous.
How are up today?
December 26, 2011
RE: HI GORGEOUS
thank you so much for the compliment. i'm always flattered when someone calls me gorgeous. but it also makes me blush... i'm not sure what to do with your question though. "how are up today?" do you want to know "what i'm up to today?" or "how i am today?" or is that your shorthand for asking both in one sentence? i've never seen it used that way before, but i'm always open to new interpretations. but when they come with such blatantly horrible grammar, i tend to cringe.
on the other hand, i get that you're from israel and english is your second language, so i'll give you a little break. but not much. well, not at all, considering the last thing you read was your credit card statement. if you understand interest rates you have obviously mastered the english language.
now i found it interesting that your favorite place is florida. and your favorite thing is "flavor flave." (just a note - he doesn't use an "e" at the end of flav.) both begin with F's! really it's flavor flav that intrigues me. were you "surreal life" fan? or were you more of a "flavor of love" guy? were you sad that after 3 seasons he didn't find love, but instead on the reunion show announced he would be marrying kim?
while the above are odd, i would perhaps give you the time of day, but the fact that you're recently divorced (as in a month ago) and have two children who live with you, it all just feels a bit heavy. i mean florida, flavor, and the very recent failure of your marriage - that's just too many F's for me. i like the letter I. as in "i love new york" and "i love money" - the spinoffs of flavor's shows.
on the other hand, i get that you're from israel and english is your second language, so i'll give you a little break. but not much. well, not at all, considering the last thing you read was your credit card statement. if you understand interest rates you have obviously mastered the english language.
now i found it interesting that your favorite place is florida. and your favorite thing is "flavor flave." (just a note - he doesn't use an "e" at the end of flav.) both begin with F's! really it's flavor flav that intrigues me. were you "surreal life" fan? or were you more of a "flavor of love" guy? were you sad that after 3 seasons he didn't find love, but instead on the reunion show announced he would be marrying kim?
while the above are odd, i would perhaps give you the time of day, but the fact that you're recently divorced (as in a month ago) and have two children who live with you, it all just feels a bit heavy. i mean florida, flavor, and the very recent failure of your marriage - that's just too many F's for me. i like the letter I. as in "i love new york" and "i love money" - the spinoffs of flavor's shows.
December 23, 2011
RE: ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?
i have no idea why we would. that's not a cute question. it doesn't endear me to you or make me think you're clever. besides, there are so many deal breakers that are fairly clear from my profile i'd think you'd have enough sense to stay away.
1. you're 44.
2. you live over 40 miles away from me.
3. you don't want kids.
4. you don't like dogs.
5. i hate hiking. (specifically mentioned in my profile)
what, are you missing part of your brain?
1. you're 44.
2. you live over 40 miles away from me.
3. you don't want kids.
4. you don't like dogs.
5. i hate hiking. (specifically mentioned in my profile)
what, are you missing part of your brain?
RE: RE: ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?
I usually write that kind of an e-mail to the most shallow, pretentious and uneducated of women because you have trouble understanding big words...and I would really have nothing to talk to you about other than trying to seduce you - in the simplest of "fashions" - what you might consider is how frivolous your interests are and how self-righteous your response is - and how shallow your life truly has become (from what I can see - human incubator being my biggest concern) - and seriously consider doing more with your humanity than focusing on cotton products turned into ostentatious goods - or and most importantly - rethinking reproducing and spare the 5 billion people on this earth from another person who might be influenced by you or perhaps share your values
RE: RE: RE: ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?
p.s.
that was such a masterpiece do you mind if I share our communication with the fellas in the quartet I play in, as well as my friends in France and the US??
that was such a masterpiece do you mind if I share our communication with the fellas in the quartet I play in, as well as my friends in France and the US??
RE: HUMAN INCUBATOR SHALLOW PRETENTIOUS AND UNEDUCATED
i wouldn't worry about my response for information to share with the "quartet." just keep logging on and i'm sure you'll find lots of discussion.
www.bestofmatchdotcom.com
www.bestofmatchdotcom.com
RE: RE: HUMAN INCUBATOR SHALLOW PRETENTIOUS AND UNEDUCATED
And you're far too invested in this communication to have just had a passing interest. I'm sorry but the average person who gets a response like the one I sent doesn't take the time to write an entire paragraph ripping apart a person he's just asked (whether on a whim or not) to marry him. You wrote that to the most shallow, pretentious and uneducated of women? Why would you write a woman like that at all? I can't quite comprehend the fact that you enjoy communicating with pathetic people. I only respond to pathetic people, I don't initiate contact - ie, you. Now for how shallow my life has become (and i don't know where you get "human incubator"):
First, I'd be surprised if you've ever heard of, let alone read, any of my last reads. You keep up with the "Occupy Wall Street Blog." Kudos. You're current with what anyone who watches an hour of MSNBC a day knows.
Second, I mentioned that I am CONSTANTLY traveling; that I frequent Tokyo, London, China, even small towns like Marfa, TX. And rather than rethinking reproducing because I might "influence" or "share my values," I am quite comfortable knowing that I am constantly exposed to new cultures, fashions, food, values, traditions, people, customs, etc. As such I am constantly re-evaluating who I am and and who I want to be and how I can pass these values on to others in life. And that includes why I think people like you who send pathetic e-mails and write terrible profiles deserve to know as much.
Third, you said because I'm passionate about fashion I'm frivolous, and I should consider doing more with my life than work with cotton. Well I'd say you might want to try to get paid for your passion, ie playing in your little "quartet." That or move on with your life and get a new job. You're a school teacher and you're 44. I know how much teachers get paid and your pension isn't going to leave you in a great place come retirement. At least my passion was my business. And it paid well. I said that one of my biggest passions was discovering "new designers" not "working with cotton" and that "continuing to work with them to grow their brands" was an added bonus. Huh. That sounds like a business model to me. And it was quite a profitable one, which allowed me to be part of a number of charitable organizations. Imagine that!
Fourth, I have a book deal. Do you really think a publisher is going to pay me to write a book if I have trouble understanding all those big words?
Truth is, you're the one who's 44, lives in New Jersey, is a high school teacher and coaches tennis on the side, plays in a little "quartet" for fun, and loves Burt's Bees, shakes, pull-in parking spots, Listerine, pita pizza, canned corn, candies loaded with corn syrup, crunchy peanut butter, and Tracy Morgan.
I'm the one who's 35, spent 18 years in Los Angeles as a fashion consultant to The Government of Japan, to the Intelligence Group, as a Celebrity Stylist, and as the owner of my own appointment-only, high-end Boutique. I'm the one with a book deal. I'm the one who is shopping a TV show. I'm the one with a popular blog that you played right into. And I'm the one who was in the top tier of one of LA's largest charities, holding events in collaboration with them and doing what I could to contribute as I believe in being a humanitarian.
I'm not seeing an even playing field. But if you insist on continuing this volley because you feel inferior and that you have to prove yourself to a complete stranger in order to make it seem you have the upper hand, I promise, I won't write back. You can hurl all the insults you want and I will take them without feeling the need to fight back. Why? Because I don't care about you. I don't care what you think. I don't care who you are. I don't care what happens with the rest of your life. You are just good material for my blog. End of story.
Now write away.
First, I'd be surprised if you've ever heard of, let alone read, any of my last reads. You keep up with the "Occupy Wall Street Blog." Kudos. You're current with what anyone who watches an hour of MSNBC a day knows.
Second, I mentioned that I am CONSTANTLY traveling; that I frequent Tokyo, London, China, even small towns like Marfa, TX. And rather than rethinking reproducing because I might "influence" or "share my values," I am quite comfortable knowing that I am constantly exposed to new cultures, fashions, food, values, traditions, people, customs, etc. As such I am constantly re-evaluating who I am and and who I want to be and how I can pass these values on to others in life. And that includes why I think people like you who send pathetic e-mails and write terrible profiles deserve to know as much.
Third, you said because I'm passionate about fashion I'm frivolous, and I should consider doing more with my life than work with cotton. Well I'd say you might want to try to get paid for your passion, ie playing in your little "quartet." That or move on with your life and get a new job. You're a school teacher and you're 44. I know how much teachers get paid and your pension isn't going to leave you in a great place come retirement. At least my passion was my business. And it paid well. I said that one of my biggest passions was discovering "new designers" not "working with cotton" and that "continuing to work with them to grow their brands" was an added bonus. Huh. That sounds like a business model to me. And it was quite a profitable one, which allowed me to be part of a number of charitable organizations. Imagine that!
Fourth, I have a book deal. Do you really think a publisher is going to pay me to write a book if I have trouble understanding all those big words?
Truth is, you're the one who's 44, lives in New Jersey, is a high school teacher and coaches tennis on the side, plays in a little "quartet" for fun, and loves Burt's Bees, shakes, pull-in parking spots, Listerine, pita pizza, canned corn, candies loaded with corn syrup, crunchy peanut butter, and Tracy Morgan.
I'm the one who's 35, spent 18 years in Los Angeles as a fashion consultant to The Government of Japan, to the Intelligence Group, as a Celebrity Stylist, and as the owner of my own appointment-only, high-end Boutique. I'm the one with a book deal. I'm the one who is shopping a TV show. I'm the one with a popular blog that you played right into. And I'm the one who was in the top tier of one of LA's largest charities, holding events in collaboration with them and doing what I could to contribute as I believe in being a humanitarian.
I'm not seeing an even playing field. But if you insist on continuing this volley because you feel inferior and that you have to prove yourself to a complete stranger in order to make it seem you have the upper hand, I promise, I won't write back. You can hurl all the insults you want and I will take them without feeling the need to fight back. Why? Because I don't care about you. I don't care what you think. I don't care who you are. I don't care what happens with the rest of your life. You are just good material for my blog. End of story.
Now write away.
RE: RE: RE: HUMAN INCUBATOR SHALLOW PRETENTIOUS AND UNEDUCATED
you give yourself way too much credit to think I would actually read anything you wrote incubator girl
; )
so that means - I am not looking below this text box to read your inane banter - incubator girl
; )
can you say prozac or latent homosexual? peace out yo'
; )
so that means - I am not looking below this text box to read your inane banter - incubator girl
; )
can you say prozac or latent homosexual? peace out yo'
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