oh my god, alex, puh-lease. "my diamond eyes"? you "love my soul"?
you know you guys who live in other cities just crack me up. you live in seattle, but you'll be in los angeles "for a couple weeks" and want to find a woman here to "treat like a princess." what is this, "pretty woman"? oh wait, i'm not a prostitute. and i'm not looking for a sugardaddy.
you're going to have to use those lines on someone else. this girl ain't biting.
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Ew. Puke. Barf.
Also, he looks ancient. D:
i know. i love it! some of these guys are just geniuses... what can i say?
Yuck-o. Did you notice his tie?
In town for a few weeks translation: same as lawyer above--he's married.
of course. anyone who wants to treat you like a princess follows with the line "i'm married and want you to be my sugarbabe, hun."
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