hemant. i love your profile. i can't believe you found me on the day before your trial period ends. i'm so excited. it is refreshing to find someone who is not looking for "hanky panky," a one nighter, or just out for a quickie. i find that so many people who contact me just want a little sumthin' sumthin' on the side but have no real interest in a relationship. and i want a relationship. something real. something magical. something forever.
being someone who is reading it of which you write, i comprehend it of which you are trying to imply as i too am a very "cut-to-the-chase" kind of person. how perfect is it that we're both "cut to the chasers" given you're looking for one and i am one! i am also very loving, caring, attentive, loyal, trustworthy, and someone who you can share your thoughts with and vice-versa of course. i will take it to the next level with you and am excited to call!
i just have to tell you a little bit about my last boyfriend, andy, because he is very important in my life. after we'd been dating for two weeks, i just knew that god had a plan for us to be together and when i prayed on it and saw a vision of an angel with a harp and a golden key i knew it meant i needed to move into his apartment and change the locks. so one night while he was sleeping i took the opportunity to copy his keys, and then when he went to work i moved all of my stuff in and made new keys. andy acted upset when he came home and his key didn't work, but i knew he understood that the new keys represented a fresh start. and he pretended to be surprised by all of my furniture and the rearranging i'd done (can you believe he had the couch set up to view the television instead of facing the window in the corner???) but i think it was a pleasant surprise and he appreciated the fact that i'd started to make his home OUR home.
while things ended when he called the police and had me physically removed from the premises and got a restraining order, it didn't upset me. the reason i'm telling you all of this is because even though i love everything you wrote and can't wait to call you, i know that andy is the man that i will ultimately be with. sure you and i may get married and be together long enough to have three or four kids, but ultimately it will end in divorce and andy and i will reunite with passion. i spend several hours each night standing five hundred feet from his apartment with a telescope so i can watch him. but i'm sure that won't interfere with our life together.
i hope you're as excited as i am, hemant! i'm going to call you in ten minutes. xxxoooxxx.
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From your response I can only guess as to what this guy put on his profile. Poor, poor Andy. If only he'd known that the angel with the key told you to move in he might have reacted differently.
(Is Hemant's profile pic Sad Keanu?)
you don't want to know any more about hemant. i promise. and i tried to tell andy about god's will for us to be together but that's when he called the police :(
and i can't believe you didn't notice, hemant's pic is happy keanu, not sad keanu, duh.
Shit. It's so hard to tell the difference between the two...
yeah, well, happy keanu gets to grow his hair our. sad keanu has to cut it short because hes about to do a movie. durrrr.
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