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December 26, 2011

RE: HI GORGEOUS

thank you so much for the compliment.  i'm always flattered when someone calls me gorgeous.  but it also makes me blush...  i'm not sure what to do with your question though.  "how are up today?"  do you want to know "what i'm up to today?" or "how i am today?" or is that your shorthand for asking both in one sentence?  i've never seen it used that way before, but i'm always open to new interpretations.  but when they come with such blatantly horrible grammar, i tend to cringe.

on the other hand, i get that you're from israel and english is your second language, so i'll give you a little break.  but not much.  well, not at all, considering the last thing you read was your credit card statement.  if you understand interest rates you have obviously mastered the english language.

now i found it interesting that your favorite place is florida.  and your favorite thing is "flavor flave." (just a note - he doesn't use an "e" at the end of flav.)  both begin with F's!  really it's flavor flav that intrigues me.  were you "surreal life" fan?  or were you more of a "flavor of love" guy?  were you sad that after 3 seasons he didn't find love, but instead on the reunion show announced he would be marrying kim?

while the above are odd, i would perhaps give you the time of day, but the fact that you're recently divorced (as in a month ago) and have two children who live with you, it all just feels a bit heavy.  i mean florida, flavor, and the very recent failure of your marriage - that's just too many F's for me.  i like the letter I.  as in "i love new york" and "i love money" - the spinoffs of flavor's shows.

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