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November 29, 2010

RE: THE SATORIALIST

uh, what do you think?  i work in the fashion industry and don't know the sartorialist?  obviously you don't know it very well because you can't even spell it.  the SARTORIALIST.  see there's an "R" after the "SA."

that aside, you exhaust me.  i can't stand people like you who try so hard to be cool and "existential" that just end up sounding like pathetic fools.  "whip smart?"  see how far bragging gets you.  ick.  "conceptual artist, turned production designer, turned therapist?" right, because i want my analyst to be a former member of blue man group.  "i'm always attracted to people that have an aesthetic and a sense of style, and that 'know secret things?'" see this is the "too cool for school" part of you that grosses me out.  you're essentially saying you're better than the rest of us and attracted to the people who are better than the rest of us. so why don't you just leave this mundane dating site and go hang out in silverlake with your brethren where you can all talk about existentialism in a serious manner (not jokingly as i do in my profile) and stroke each other's intellectual egos to the point of satisfying the id.  (not the i.d., the "id" as in freud in case the reference went over your head.)

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