hey there dave.... so i see you make one to five million dollars a year. wow. i'd say you're a millionaire. and yet you're on this site writing to me from "black forest, colorado." where is black forest? is it one of those little enclaves like "beverly park" in beverly hills? where only the richest of the rich live? nope. just looked it up. it's not a city. it's not even a town. it's a census designated place. the residents decided not to incorporate so it's just an "unincorporated community." population 11,000. 95% white. center of town is where the volunteer fire company and the community center meet. dave, why do you live in the middle of east bumfuck? and are you a white supremacist? hmmm. there's something that just doesn't add up.
so you're 43, looking for someone who "keeps it real," can "cook healthy food," will be your "workout partner" and your "lover." where's the relationship in that? oh, i see, you're just looking for a companion....
you know, i just have to throw this out there. you're one of those guys who creeps me out from start to finish. to start your message with: "i want someone to spoil and to be spoiled in return!" eeeewwwww. yuck dave. don't ever start a message that way again. in fact, don't ever write that in a message. ever. promise? never again.
and next time you try to woo a city girl with your fake millions to move to colorado destination unknown, lie and say you live in a big city, don't say your favorite things are harley davidsons, home improvement projects, bowling, and playing pool (that's like giving away your hand in poker), and never say anything about spoiling.
since you gave me your hand, dave, i'm not stepping foot anywhere near an airport. what, to be welcomed by you and your harley for the ride of a lifetime off to your mcmansion? only to find the mcmansion is really a doublewide (complete with stick up lights) on the side of a long winding dirt road? you know it happened to me once before. fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice...
so dave, not gonna happen. sorry bro'.
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PS: Dave, what the flying fuck is cribbage?
Is it sad that I don't really know what it is? I mean, without using Google. I'm assuming it's a game. Card game? People around his age are usually into card games, so it's just an (un)educated guess.
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