so, mikey, you think we'd be just amazing together? well, let me take a look at your profile and i'll see what i think, and i'll start mulling around the idea of relocation and we can take it from there. how does that sound?
i'm looking.... and for the moment i'm just going to pretend you're not holding a giant machine gun in your picture. maybe i'll find out about that later.
so you spend the first 17 sentences of your profile articulating a bob marley quote. hmmm. you got me in particular when you wrote "you may not be her first, her last, or her only" - well that's not really an axiom i want to live by. i'd much rather something like "till death do us part?"
aaaaahhh, just got to the gun. 20 years in the military. well obviously you can't let it go as you seem to carry a machine gun with you everywhere you go. while it's fabulous that you spent 20 years in the armed services, my dad was an officer in the army so i already have usaa insurance. you have nothing to offer me. i mean once a military career is over, you have no money, no identity, no ability to live an unscheduled life, and generally suffer from some sort of mental disorder (ie, the gun?). so the usaa would've been mild incentive, but again, i already have it.
still looking... oh wait, the ultimate deal breaker: you live in kenosha, wisconsin - population 124,000. in case you hadn't noticed i live in los angeles - population 3.8 million. mikey, i wouldn't make the move for a "life with mikey," for a life with david beckham or even for a life with jude law. a word of advice, if you're looking for a girl, especially one to relocate, i'd get rid of the gun picture. it's bad enough to have to move to wisconsin.... but to embrace the machine gun in the photo? that's more than you should expect of any girl. i wish you the best of luck, seriously, you're going to need it.
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