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December 15, 2010

RE: RE: RE: EVEN IF WE DON'T DATE...

mickey... are you a glutton for punishment?  i called you an aging wannabe rock-star.  i told you that after listening to your song i thought it had the essence of "def leppard meeting a deaf leopard."  what on earth would inspire you to write me again?  did you really feel the need to tell me that i'm beautiful?  did you think that it would win me over?  make me like your music?  make me think of you as a young, effervescent rocker?  mickey, you're not.  you're way over the hill trying to hold onto your glory days.  and your glory days weren't so glorious.  you and your hair band released one album, it had one single, and that one single appeared on one compilation album.  that was in 1989.  twenty-one years ago.  and now you're working with a completely unknown twenty-something singer from greece who isn't signed to a label, but had a chance to perform in a random sunset blvd jam festival (which allowed virtually everyone and anyone to participate) and you have thirty-some odd pictures of her and yourself at that festival posted on your facebook page as if it was some sort of fabulous event.  you're even wearing an artist pass around your neck.  it's embarrassing.  mickey, let go.  your dream is not coming to fruition.  i know you think "life can be like the movies."  but sometimes movies have sad endings.  before yours does, maybe you can try doing something with the other things you love?

okay - i see you love your dog... maybe being a dogwalker could fulfill your needs?  and you know how easy it is to meet girls when there's a dog involved?  it's like having a baby with you.  girls just flock to you.

mickey - i think i've just solved your life's problems.  mickey's mutts....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"def leppard meeting a deaf leopard."! That's freakin' hilarious!

Between that and "Mickey's Mutts" I couldn't stop laughing... probably one of your best responses yet.

matchmaker said...

i'm so glad i could make you laugh to laughing point (a little phrase my sisters and i came up with). it's always amazing to laugh that hard, and that i could be part of it, well it makes me incredibly happy... :)

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