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December 11, 2010

RE: YOU'RE HOT

Why is it that you live in Torrance but you're looking for a girl within 50 miles of Hermosa Beach?  Do you just wish you lived there?  That's kind of weird.  Do you love the beach that much.  I don't.

But what's weirder is the GIANT gun in your photo.  I'm really a bit scared writing back.  But you pleaded, so I'm writing.  But we're not going to meet.  The fact that what you want to do for fun is take a girl on some "cool workouts" means we were not meant to be.  I DO NOT work out.

It's interesting that you like to work at physically demanding jobs but you also like to dress up to impress your co-workers.  Does that mean you wear a suit to the construction site? 

Your ethnicity is: TAN.  Your religion is: HOLY.  Your favorite hot spot is: 24 HOUR FITNESS.  And the last thing you read was: YOUR PROFILE.  Wow.  You're LAME.

I think you'll have more luck finding a girl who likes to go tanning in her church basement after working out.  See ya!

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