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December 1, 2010

RE: MY DOLL

well here's the thing.  chess wasn't one of the games i listed as enjoying.  so were we to meet and, say, play games, you'd have to play chess alone.

but there are a couple of things i'm more intrigued by.  first, you intimated in your profile that you were a slender 5'11".  however your pictures tell a different story.  i'd say you are easily heavyset, stocky, or you might even have a few extra pounds.  really, there's no reason to lie.  especially if you're going to post 17 pictures of yourself, 9 of which are full body pics.  you're gonna get caught.  sorry.  gotchya.

the other thing that really bothered me was your obsession with cargo pants and leg definition.  personally i'm not a big fan of cargo pants, or seeing leg definition through a pair of pants, but really neither make or break a relationship.  however an overly excited reaction to both is actually a bit disturbing.

"I bought some cargo pants lined with flannel recently at Old Navy, I'm pretty excited about them, they are comfy and practical; I never know when I am going to need a ton of pockets to store things...but when guys wear cargo pants you can't see their leg definition, and girls care about leg definition or muscular calves..."

I mean c'mon.  How many pockets does anyone every really need?  And what girl ever wants to see leg definition or muscular calves through pants?  I think you need to reconsider your priorities when it comes to pants and calves and maybe just buy a pair of Levi's.  I'm giving you sound advice so take it.

Best.

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