RE: HELLO THERE

hi chris...

so i'm good today. very cool. yesterday i wasn't so good. and maybe tomorrow i'll be bad. but toady i'm good. again, very cool.

if it's just a quick hello you're looking for, well then - hello back. but if you're going to respond to my hello, i think i can just cut this off at the knees.

see i live in los angeles and am looking to meet someone who lives nearby (preferably within a 5 mile radius of my home). but see, you live in coastal south carolina. that's a very long drive to pick me up for a quick date. say we want to grab a quick breakfast and coffee, 45 minutes tops, on thursday at about 10am. you'd have to leave your place on monday at 11pm est in order to arrive on time to pick me up. only to leave 45 minutes later to go home (you're not napping at my house dude, i don't know you yet).

now i know you say you're a young 47 looking for a partner to join you in a fun, casual relationship, but to me you certainly don't look a young 47, nor is there anything young about 47. and if at 47 you're looking for a casual relationship i can only imagine what you'll be looking for at 60 (which is probably your real age as men on match tend to "edit" their ages so they don't get hit on by older women). so do you ever get to the point where you want something more than casual?  i'm not interested in the peter pan syndrome.

i was also a bit put off by the fact that you noted that you're "not handsome, but socially presentable." it's ok if you're not handsome. but if you are admittedly not handsome, you really must not be good looking. and that's bad. see your picture was pretty bad, and sometimes people just aren't photogenic.  but being admittedly not handsome?  i'm not shallow, but i'd prefer a step above socially presentable. i like to think of myself as a step above and therefore would like my match to be the same. it's called "playing your lane." so stick to your lane, chris. stick to your lane.

now i'm glad that you haven't been to prison, and that you have no back hair, but what you don't say here means more than what you do. i'm left wondering: do you have chest hair, pubic hair, arm pit hair? severe arm and leg hair, toe hair, foot hair? do you have any hair?  it doesn't look like it from your picture. and are you a sex offender, convicted of drug possession, tax evasion?  dui, public urination, prostitution?  i mean why have you just touched on this subject?  seriously, sometimes you have to read between the lines.  and i'm reading between the lines and don't like what i'm seeing.

so as mentioned above, chop. right at the knees, chris. no need to write back. :)