hi jay. i'm good. thank you for asking. i'm glad you enjoyed reading my profile. i enjoyed reading yours as well.
chicago is a nice town. i hear they have nice hot dogs. i've never had one myself. i'm from middle america but never made it to chicago. i know, not so interesting. but i made it to los angeles and that's all that matters.
my last trip to tokyo wasn't long ago. when was yours? i bet you go there a lot. i wish i went that often.
so i have to let you not that i would not be interested.
see, i'm not a fan of the things you want your mate to have, "ethics and morals, compassion, honesty, emotionally healthy, mentally stable, know how to love, trust, and skips the head games." these are things i can't really relate to. ethics and morals? wasn't that a philosophy class in college? honesty - well i frequently lie in order to get what i want. mentally stable? doesn't everybody suffer from some sort of personality disorder these days? i know i do. know how to love - i know how to be loved, but giving love isn't really my thing. i prefer to take. trust? well i was never good at that game where you're supposed to fall backwards and believe that everyone is going to catch you. and regarding head games, i wouldn't know how to win a fight without messing with your head. and i like to win.
then there are the comedy clubs. all i can think of is michael richards racist rant. it has scared me away from comedy clubs for life. and i hate the staples center. it's HUGE, and i'm small. and you like the beach. i don't. i always get sand everywhere and it's totally annoying.
really, it's not that we're so different, i just think we want different things in a mate. i want someone who will submit to my every want and need, someone who is inactive, hates the outdoors, and has a lot of money so he can take care of me in a luxurious lifestyle. and i don't really think that's you.
so i'm sorry that i wouldn't be interested, but with your polite demeanor and completely normal desires, i think you will easily find the woman of your dreams. here's to those "ethics and morals, compassion, honesty, emotionally healthy, mentally stable, know how to love, trust, and skips the head games." good luck!
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I must have skipped the Honesty and Ethics lectures. Is he even speaking English?
well, in all ethics and morals, most of the men who write to me don't speak english. or if they do, they don't write in a manner that conveys that they speak english, which is lucky for me - all the more to write about!
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